Christopher HitchensEver since I discovered that my god given male member was going to give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return.
About This Quote
This is a spoof of the saying, "Since I discovered that my god given female member would give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return." It is apparent this woman was not receiving any satisfaction with her husband. This is very true as many women will only give you some attention if they are getting something in return. Even though their partner is always giving them what they want, it rarely feels like enough. Thus the need to find other ways to get what you want.
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